Fun, Fresh, Young and Unique … with a comedic alternative if you choose: a Russian Bikini Waxer as your celebrant!
Hey! I'm Marney and I am here to get you two hitched! I have a naturally inquisitive personality and I want to know all about YOU, how you got together, where you came from, who your peeps are, and what events transpired along the way to bring you to this massive decision ... then I pour all that into a fun and engaging ceremony. Jacki Weaver has described me as a 'meticulous researcher' ... I ask a lot of questions to make sure the two of you are the shining stars on your big day.
I am an actress and voiceover artist (currently the voice of ABC2), but mostly I perform in the theatre doing either musicals (as the ex-wife of a drag queen in Priscilla Queen of the Desert, then Velma Von Tussle in Hairspray) or in my stand up comedy cabaret shows where I play a variety of comedic characters. Mostly, I can be seen as Rosa Waxoffski, Celebrity Bikini Waxer.
Which brings me to my next point ... if you're looking for a seriously silly comedic option, perhaps you may like to have Rosa as your celebrant? She has taken the celebrant world by storm and is now revolutionizing the way ceremonies are conducted across Australia!
“She has the goods” Barry Humphries
The idea of having Rosa as your celebrant is that Rosa has been the personal Beautician and Bikini Waxer of the couple for many years and knows EVERYTHING about you, your friends, your families, what you all get up to, how you met, your hobbies, all your little quirks, and things you confessed to her as you were getting together as a couple. You may be wondering, how do we deliver our vows in a sincere and heartfelt way amidst this ridiculousness? Somehow, it just WORKS!! People go from laughing to crying in an instant, and the true messages of love and commitment are beautifully delivered.
“McQueen is an improv queen of formidable wit and speed, spinning utterances from patrons into crowd-rousing comic gold.”
“Rosa is truly a cabaret goddess.”
— The Advertiser
I was surprised when someone first asked me to perform their ceremony as Rosa Waxoffski. I didn’t think it would work!! But I am so glad they insisted, because it was amazing. An awesome synergy of comedy and heart. Having said that, I am also perfectly willing to perform your ceremony as myself.
Whatever it is you might be after, I'm committed to making sure I deliver a ceremony that encapsulates everything you've envisaged. I'm all for creating a fresh ceremony using modern terminology, nothing outdated. I'm contactable all the time (phone, email, text, facebook, viber, messenger, Skype, carrier pigeon) and based in Sydney, but happy to travel.
I am totally LBGTI friendly and have conducted many same sex ceremonies.